"i hecked up i HECKED UP"
#fuck steves face loOK AT FALCONS#this morning we had a great time steve#i made fucking breakfast for you and your red head scary hot bestie#and then this shit happens#your assassin boyfriend juMPED ON MY CAR#DONE RIPPED THE STEERING WHEEL OUT THE FUCKIN WINDSHIELD#AND BUNNY JUMPED TO THE OTHER VEHICLE#WHO DOES THAT#WHO DOES THAT STEVE#NO#fucking done steve#i should have stayd home#stayed in my pajamas and ignored the news but no here i am riding on a damn car door sled with captain america and black widow#sparks of freedom lighting my path#i haven’t slept
So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!!
And I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont exist pick again!
PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TOP PART OR THE CREDITS
if you are genuinely concerned about the idea of romantic cas/hannah, i will tell you my crackpot theory. given the amounts of star wars references in the carver era i would not be at all surprised to see a scene where dean hopelessly decides there will never be anything between him and cas because he thinks cas loves someone else, tells cas he’s going to take himself out of the picture so cas has a chance for an apple pie life, only to have cas roll his eyes and explain that, dean, it’s nothing like that at all, hannah is my sister. and then sam blows up the death star and they all join an ewok conga line.
she had a tough time getting out of the block pit
IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.
YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN
WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE
so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.
At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.
#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
Reblogging for Transform and rollout
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell
bUT then cas snaps back to life because he’s a superhero and thats what superheros fucking do, and dean and him realize what’s been happening the whole time and they have really aggressive ‘oh my god im so glad you’re alive but also fuck you for not telling me this’ sex
forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember
Ok, but we all know that “angelos” means “messenger” in Greek, right? So, how about post office!AU, where Cas works as a mailman in a small town and every day he delivers letters on his bike, and I don’t know, there’s this creepy, dark house at the furthest end of…
RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one…And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody website we are gunna make sure this doesn’t get forgotten. If we can’t get justice we’ll get change. The event in ferguson show that things have to fucking change